hi im bianca
So my friend’s mum was making pasta and asked her daughter to help…

so then she sent me this..

"my mum’s making pasta for dinner right, and you know when you have the bottle of pasta sauce, you like make a hole in the lid so that the vacuum is ‘broken’?

Well mum just asked me to do that right, so I got the knife and held it above the jar, and started chanting and doing all theses strange facial expressions and mum’s like ‘…wtf are u doing’ and im like this is my satanic ritual we are about to sacrifice this jar of sauce and i got in heaps of shit because apparently im bringing satan into our house SHE DIDNT EVEN LAUGH”


then she sent me this:


saying the jar has been sacrificed


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