so then she sent me this..
"my mum’s making pasta for dinner right, and you know when you have the bottle of pasta sauce, you like make a hole in the lid so that the vacuum is ‘broken’?
Well mum just asked me to do that right, so I got the knife and held it above the jar, and started chanting and doing all theses strange facial expressions and mum’s like ‘…wtf are u doing’ and im like this is my satanic ritual we are about to sacrifice this jar of sauce and i got in heaps of shit because apparently im bringing satan into our house SHE DIDNT EVEN LAUGH”
then she sent me this:
saying the jar has been sacrificed
I CAN’T ANYMORE
9 months ago 4 notes i-am-the-law IM SO DONE I LAUGHED FOR SO LONG FUCKING HELL JULIA mine